Why I need a new head.

So I didn't know if I even wanted to gross you out with this but why the fuck not.
I am so skanky atm. It's horrible. I'm not leaving the house except for uni and work and thats only when I absolutely have to.

Here are my current problems:
1. Cold sore - it's kinda going now I think but it is vile. Nobody wants to kiss me anymore :(
2. Face rash - yeh thats right. I have a rash on my face. I feel like im a 13 year old achne ridden teen again. FML. Stupid cheap face products. I will kill you.
3. In the last half an hour my right ear has started to hurt. a lot. It feels like I imagine you feel when your about to go deaf. Not a good sign tbh. Feels like maybe I have water in it or prodded it too hard with an ear bud. either way, I'm fucked.

I think I am run down, worn out and over tired. Or at least my mother does. She thinks I need to stay off the alcohol and junk food for a while. So I'm taking her advice. Those of you who know me will understand how hard it is going to be for me. I can't bare to miss out on any jokes. I will be out and about by friday no matter what though. I cannot be cooped up for too long or I'll die. There are only so many episodes of Glee I can watch in one day.

P.S STUPID UNDERGROUND SAT NIGHT?