SKANKING OR SPANKING?

Exclusive interview with Josh off of Modestep (the one on the right)

This was taken well seriously.

Thank you Dan Neon for help with the first question, I couldn't have done it without you.

Me - Hi josh how are you?

Josh - yeh yeh yeh yeh how u doin

Me - im good thank you very much.. right I'm just going to start the questions

laughter

Me - so, where you upset all the red and black wine gums were gone?

laughter

Josh - sorry can you repeat that again you were laughing

laughter

Me - were you upset all the red and black wine gums were gone

Josh - no

laughter

Me - have you got anything else to contribute to that?

Josh - erm, why have they all gone lucy?

Me - because they are my favourites

Josh - did you actually sieve through the packet

Me - yep, i put them all in my little bit in my dashboard and eat them whilst i drive

Josh - serious?

Me - yeh

Josh - your like a little beaver in the window?

Me - yeh but iv eaten them all... anyway, onto the next question, who do you love more max (the cat) or tony?

laughter

(groaning)

laughter

Josh - wait, if you change the question to 'max's little bum' then it would be max's little bum

Me - how old were you when you lost your virginity?

Josh - arrr, how old was i? it was either 15 or 16

Me - should we say 15 that will make you sound better?

Josh - yeh go for it yeh

Me - how do you take your tea or coffee?

Josh - just like i take my men, strong and black

laughter

general chat and more laughter

Me - how much would i have to pay you to eat a squashed up snail covered in egg yolk covered in pubes?

Josh - did Heston make it?

Me - yes?

Josh - then its fine I'll eat it

Me - what is your favourite blog?

laughter

Josh - oooooh, that Haris, he's got a great blog

laughter

Me - any other blogs?

Josh - yeh your one yeh

Me - oh thankyou.. and who is your number one best looking friend?

laughter

Josh - fucking hell Lucy

Dan - this is not an interview

Josh - best looking friend? yeh u Lucy

Me - what is your favourite word and can you use it in a sentence?

Josh - cunt. i say cunt far too much

Me - ok use it in a sentence

Josh - SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU FUCKING DICK CUNT.

Quickfire Round

Me - Heinz beans or hoops?

Josh - beans.

Me - boobs or bums?

Josh - boobs.

Me - cats or dogs?

Josh - cats.

Me - oral or anal?

Josh - what?

laughter

Josh - is that really a question?

laughter

Josh - fuckin hell

Me - ok, beer or cider?

Josh - cider.

Me - big or small?

Josh - big.

Me - skanking or spanking?

laughter

Josh - i'll go for skanking

Me - ipad or iphone?

Josh - both.

Me - love, food, fashion or peace?

Josh - well i dont eat, there's never going to be peace so i'll go with fashion

Me - what about love?

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best interview ever I think.

Hope you liked all that inside info guys.

Part 2 coming soon, send your questions to lucydelane@hotmail.com.