Wednesday, 30 March 2011
Tuesday, 29 March 2011
Exclusive interview with Josh off of Modestep (the one on the right)
This was taken well seriously.
Thank you Dan Neon for help with the first question, I couldn't have done it without you.
Me - Hi josh how are you?
Josh - yeh yeh yeh yeh how u doin
Me - im good thank you very much.. right I'm just going to start the questions
Me - so, where you upset all the red and black wine gums were gone?
Josh - sorry can you repeat that again you were laughing
Me - were you upset all the red and black wine gums were gone
Josh - no
Me - have you got anything else to contribute to that?
Josh - erm, why have they all gone lucy?
Me - because they are my favourites
Josh - did you actually sieve through the packet
Me - yep, i put them all in my little bit in my dashboard and eat them whilst i drive
Josh - serious?
Me - yeh
Josh - your like a little beaver in the window?
Me - yeh but iv eaten them all... anyway, onto the next question, who do you love more max (the cat) or tony?
Josh - wait, if you change the question to 'max's little bum' then it would be max's little bum
Me - how old were you when you lost your virginity?
Josh - arrr, how old was i? it was either 15 or 16
Me - should we say 15 that will make you sound better?
Josh - yeh go for it yeh
Me - how do you take your tea or coffee?
Josh - just like i take my men, strong and black
general chat and more laughter
Me - how much would i have to pay you to eat a squashed up snail covered in egg yolk covered in pubes?
Josh - did Heston make it?
Me - yes?
Josh - then its fine I'll eat it
Me - what is your favourite blog?
Josh - oooooh, that Haris, he's got a great blog
Me - any other blogs?
Josh - yeh your one yeh
Me - oh thankyou.. and who is your number one best looking friend?
Josh - fucking hell Lucy
Dan - this is not an interview
Josh - best looking friend? yeh u Lucy
Me - what is your favourite word and can you use it in a sentence?
Josh - cunt. i say cunt far too much
Me - ok use it in a sentence
Josh - SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU FUCKING DICK CUNT.
Me - Heinz beans or hoops?
Josh - beans.
Me - boobs or bums?
Josh - boobs.
Me - cats or dogs?
Josh - cats.
Me - oral or anal?
Josh - what?
Josh - is that really a question?
Josh - fuckin hell
Me - ok, beer or cider?
Josh - cider.
Me - big or small?
Josh - big.
Me - skanking or spanking?
Josh - i'll go for skanking
Me - ipad or iphone?
Josh - both.
Me - love, food, fashion or peace?
Josh - well i dont eat, there's never going to be peace so i'll go with fashion
Me - what about love?
BLA BLA BLA.
best interview ever I think.
Hope you liked all that inside info guys.
Part 2 coming soon, send your questions to firstname.lastname@example.org.
Posted by lovefoodfashionpeace at 18:21
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